Chapter 1.1

Hello!

Yay, finally the first chapter of the legacy part! Not much to say here so let’s dive right in.

And here we have our beloved winner of the bachelor challenge: Azure Ramone, née Stardust.

Her traits are Geek, Adventurous and Clumsy. Her aspiration is Jungle Explorer.

The aspiration made me gulp hard because it means traveling and paying for it with no money in the bank. But I’ll find a way. Hopefully.

According to her bio Azure is a quarter of an alien. In game however she seems to be a full alien as she’s got a disguise.

Here they are in their new home.

Mo: Where’s the house?

Azure: After this stressful week I can use a bubble bath.

Uhm… More on that later.

So, I finished the bachelor part, made them move here and then my game crashed. ._. When was the last time I saved? Weeeeeeell, somewhere around day 3 or so. But I opened the game, made the two married in CAS and moved all the ex-contestants in seperate households. And I deleted all of the relationships with Azure and Mo. No stalking this time.

And here we have the new… house? Home? Furniture plopped onto an empty lot without any concept at all?

Mo: Where are the walls?

There are no walls.

Azure: You want us to use the toilet and take showers while strangers walk past our… this?

Wow, you’re so smart!

By the way, of course it’s the 50×50 lot in Willow Creek and they start their new life on 1,800 Simoleons.

It’s the first night and Azure is woken up again…

At least it’s not Mo!

Tho, I think aliens can’t get pregnant from abductions, can they?

And the abduction fails to take Azure again.

It seems she’s a glitched alien after all 😀

The second day begins and to get some extra money, Mo is forced (by ME) to dig up all the collectibles around the lot.

Mo: This is hard work. It will increase my fitness, right?

That makes sense but nope.

While Mo has to do the dirty job, Azure gets to pick flowers.

Azure: These are pretty. I could put them in a vase, and then on a table. But oh wait, we have neither!

So Azure is starting to get a bit passive agressive… Not the kind of life she pictured, I guess.

As my game crashed, there’s another Love Day.

Mo: Love of my life, here’s a rose for you. I know you got a lot of roses from me but you deserve one every single day.

Azure: Aw thank you. But please, don’t waste our hard earned money on roses. Do you know how expensive they are?

Mo: Uh, no I don’t. I found this one in the neighbour’s garden…

Mo: How do you like the date?

Azure: I wish the geekcon was on right now so we could be there but the library is fine too!

Yes, a date in the library. Two birds with one stone (or so). Azure gets to use a computer for her Education career (forgot to mention this earlier) and the two can work on a gold medal for a date.

This kiss would look way better in a romantic atmosphere. Not somewhere around old smelly chairs and books and probably super old and slow computers.

Mo: You’re killing the mood!

Of course Mo is in the Entertainer career as he wants to be a musician. Music alone won’t get him anywhere so I make him write jokes.

Azure: Are you ok, babe? You look sick.

Mo: Huh? No, I’m happy, actually.

Azure: But you’re so green.

Ah yes, the quarter alien who has no idea about the colours of the glowing.

Mo is done with jokes – I bet his jokes are lame – and so it’s time for him to put his hands in old logs lying around.

Mo: What am I supposed to find in there?

Hopefully a frog. A valuable one so we can use it for breeding.

Mo: Oh! I can have a pet?

No.

Zooming back in on Azure working hard on her career task…

Azure: More to the left, left, I said left!

Yeah, that’s what we teachers do to prepare for work: we play computer games. NOT!

Look at this collection. It’s not much but it’s honest work!

There’s one frog who’d sell at 100 Simoleons. Now I only need to get a second one this valuable and then I can start breeding and selling them >:)

Azure gets to be the gardener.

Azure: It’s not much work. I don’t mind it.

Just wait until we get the dragon fruit. There’ll be LOTS of plants then…

Yes, I want to have another gold mine made of dragon fruit 😛

Azure: No one’s spying on us right now, let’s do this!

Mo: Wheee! I can’t wait to do this. Or more like, you.

Reminder that I still have risky woohoo set to 5%. There are no walls and they are basically broke so a baby at this stage would be pure horror.

While busy with thinking about the risky woohoo chances, Mo’s relatives want to talk to him.

Mo: Why in the middle of the night? I’ve got work tomorrow morning!

Morning? 2 pm isn’t morning.

Vlad: Seems like I’m late to the party.

You wanted to be abducted?

Vlad: No, not that! Well, always look on the bright side as youngsters keep saying.

Youngsters? Monty Python is an … older generation.

Vlad: No, they’re very young.

Whatever… I’m just glad aliens can’t get pregnant by abduction 🙂

Vlad: …

Mo is back, feeling awful and to make it worse, the neighbours come over. WITH fruit cake.

LEAVE!

Oh wait, I can make them leave!

Yes, they don’t like Mo and Azure now. Do we care? I don’t.

Desperate times ask for desperate measures.

Azure: I quite like fishing. Just like gardening. I guess I have new hobbies now!

Yes, Azure, the geeky woman, gets two pop-ups asking me if she likes fishing and gardening.

Why torture our lovely purple girl and say no to her sweet questions?

Also, Lily Feng, WTH?????

Mo: Look and listen! How cool do I look?

Cool? You look adorable with your new guitar.

Mo: … How do I sound?

Uhm… I’m just happy it’s not a violin.

Yes, there’s finally enough money to buy a guitar.

Aaaand the season changed and the “garden” is in sleep mode -.-

That’s a part about Seasons I actually hate. Not dislike, no, I hate it!

You ALWAYS need a green house for plants.

Mo: Ew, who made this gross food?

You did.

Mo: But my cooking skill was great in the mansion! What happened?

Uh, I deleted all the skills, too.

Mo: WHY?!

There are rules, you know.

Mo: This fruit salad is so awful, look how bloated I look!

Yes, bloated… I know what I said. T_T

Azure: The fruit salad was delicious, babe! Thank you for cooking for our little family.

Mo: You make me cry! Now I’m weak and fat.

It’s Azure’s first day at work! The legacy part started on a Friday, so no work for her so far.

Her outfit looks adorable!

BUT… the dress is super short for a teacher 😛

Mo has got his first day too! Finally some money!

Mo: What was all the collecting for if not for selling the stuff?

Well, I only sold the duplicates and we barely got any of those…

Mo: As if I didn’t feel miserable enough… I’m fat, weak, ugly and now I’m also sad!

And you’re off to work.

Mo: Just rub it in…

Azure comes back from work in different clothes and tense.

Azure: I HATE EVERYTHING!

Why?

Azure: Look at me! My boss made me change clothes…

They still look kinda cute tho…

And also, Azure got her first promotion!

The next day and I send Mo around the lot to dig up some goods again.

Mo: Everything hurts. I think I’m sick. Can we please go to the hospital?

Not yet.

Mo: What are you waiting for? Me lying on the floor, about to die?!

Oh come on! You should know by now!

Mo: I’m so fat that all the fat pushes on my bladder! And now look at me!

Yeah, the “fat” pushes on your bladder. It’s not like something or someone is kicking around inside of you.

Mo: Are you implying I’m pregnant? That’s ridiculous.

Mo: Oh shoot, I guess I am pregnant after all…

Azure: You cheated on me?!

Mo: No, I was abducted but I didn’t know my own people would do me like this.

Azure: When are you due then?

Mo: Uhm, now.

Just in time for some walls and aroof above your heads!