Hello everyone!
Believe it or not, it’s still 2022 when I get to write another chapter ^^ Well, so far it looks like I’ve got Saturdays back to myself again (take that, work load!) At least for now.
What happened last chapter? Mycroft met the ladies and showed his worst side. He avoided them on free will and made me want to cry. Let’s see if he’ll be better today. And the first unlucky (or lucky) contestant had to leave us.
I make Mycroft prepare breakfast for everyone. Well, there’s a perfectly fine kitchen, isn’t there?
Mycroft: But here they can’t annoy me.
-.-
By the way, last time I said his face could be glitched. It’s not. That’s actually his face.
Mycroft: Phew, just in time.
Uh no? You ate on your own. And now YOUR ladies come here to eat.
Mycroft: As I said, just in time.
I swear, it seems he’s got a hidden loner trait. Or a hidden hates people trait.
After breakfast it’s time for the first challenge!
And as I lack any kind of creativity (see title) it’s football once again!
There’s another change in the challenges as well and I stole it from MaggieMarley (as always ^^): the winner gets to have a private conversation for one hour with Mycroft. Sounds like torture but it’s meant to be a prize.
Melissa: Ooh! I’m going to rock this challenge! The prize will be mine!
Cheyenne: Dream on, girl.
They all start kicking balls (hehe).
Please forgive me in case (chances are high) that this challenge will be boring.
Whimsy: Ugh, I’m the first one to lose? I thought I’d do better…
Luna: The bachelor will be mine, loser!
Karma hits Luna hard. Literally. In the face π
Luna is out of the challenge as well.
Jude: I knew a skirt isn’t the best outfit for a sports challenge! I should’ve changed…
Hey Jude, don’t be afraid. Take a sad song and make it better…
Jude: What song????
That’s a reference!
Melissa: Seems like all these muscles didn’t help her to win after all.
Star: No reason to be rude, redhead.
I love how they throw a little fit when they drop the ball. (Drop it like it’s hoooot…)
If looks could kill …
Melissa drops the ball seconds after Star.
This means, there’s only one person left.
Cheyenne! You can stop now. You already won.
Cheyenne: No, it’s fine. I’ll be done soon anway.
Soon turned into another sim hour…
Cheyenne: Ouch! I hurt my pretty face…
Jude: Probably for making us wait a whole hour just to show off…
And we go straight into the solo conversation. Good luck, girl!
Mycroft: So I guess you won. What’s your prize?
Cheyenne: You are, dear.
Yes, she suddenly turns ALL romantic.
Mycroft: I’m a human being, not a thing you can win.
You’re a sim and a merman. Just talk.
Mycroft: I hate being the bachelor. So what do you hate?
Cheyenne: I hate being on my own and lonely. Life should be full of love. I had bad times in the past and being alone makes me think about it.
Mycroft: So you’re clingy?
-.-
I turned free will off just in case – very unlikely case – one of the ladies comes up with the idea to join the solo conversation.
I was extremely lazy when I played the bachelor part this time sooo… They all stand there and glare over to the solo conversation π
Afterwards, they get their free will back.
Jude: Finally some fresh air for my…
Cheyenne: How much attention does one sim need?!
Cheynne: You won’t believe what just happened! I caught Jude streaking outside the hou… You too?!
Mycroft: One hour isn’t enough? Ugh…
HATE. THIS. BACHELOR.
I sometimes wonder if Sherlock would’ve been nicer.
So some of the contestants stand there and talk.
Go over there and join them!
Mycroft: Like this?
Almost. Now open your mouth.
Mycroft: Aaaahh.
You’re not at the doctor’s! -.-
Whimsy: So when will we go on a date?
Mycroft: Oh no, did someone say something? Nah, I’m sure it was just one of the voices in my head.
Yes, Whismy wants to talk and he runs away. -.-
Oh look, another stalker visitor!
It’s either John or Jim. Don’t remember π
Luna: A male sim! Let’s go get his attention!
And they all RACE to the front door to greet the TEEN brother of our incompetent bachelor.
And said teenager runs away ASAP π
Mycroft: Time to take a shower.
Cheyenne: I like his backside more than what I saw earlier.
Luna: Wait, what did you see?
Star: We’ve all seen him naked by now. Don’t act like you’re special.
Jude: Why do we have to wear clothes again?
Mycroft: No idea.
Whimsy: Do you have time for a little chat now? I really want to get to know you.
Mycroft: I’m actually quite busy…
And off he runs to the bathroom to play games on his phone.
I am so disappointed, Mycroft…
Whimsy: I’ll just keep quiet now…
Jude: Let’s take a shower outside!
Mycroft: Are you mental?! It’s not raining… Some women.
Why are you angry?
Melissa: He doesn’t pay any attention to me!
To be fair, he doesn’t pay attention to anyone.
Of course it’s this π¦ Poor trash can just wants to be helpful!
Mycroft: The loudest voice in my head forces me to say something nice. So uhm…
*ten minutes later*
Mycroft: Your hair colour is nice.
You’ve got the exact same!
Star: So he talks to us now?
Yes, I force him to do that.
Mycroft: So when I offer you a rose, just say no. It makes everything easier for all of us.
-.-
Mycroft: Fascinating art work.
So fascinating he spent 2 sim hours staring at it.
Mycroft: Ladies, can I say soemthing?
:O Is he finally talking to them on free will?!
Cheyenne: I wonder what he’ll ask from us.
Luna: Maybe he wants us all to streak?
Melissa: In case he asks about the trash can, I saw a kid kick it over…
Mycroft: This is a bathroom and I need to take a dump.
Luna: What was that plopping sound?
Cheynne: RUSH!
Just look at how the bachelor left the toilet! o.O
Mycroft: I had a tiny accident. I need to take a shower now.
I knew I shouldn’t have chosen always rainy Brindelton Bay…
Cheynne: You owe me an apology.
Mycroft: No.
How about you ask why instead?!
Mycroft: Why do you think such nonsense?
Cheyenne: You’re naked again and you kicked me out of the bathroom. And you didn’t wait for your… You know what I mean!
Mycroft frustrates me more and more. So free will off, everyone on the sofas aaandddd…
Where are your clothes?
Mycroft: Do I need them?
Yes.
Ok, so at the end of the day I sat them all down and forced a 3 hour group conversation on them.
Just in time for the rose ceremony!
Mycroft: I still have to keep 5 of them?
Just look at the contestants, they want to leave too π
Mycroft: Your muscles scare me so I have to wait until you love me to kick you out. You’ll be way too heartbroken to break my body then. Take the rose.
Star: You’re hilarious! Thank you for the first rose!
Mycroft: Rose?
Whimsy: Will you ever say more than just one word to me?
Mycroft: Maybe.
Whimsy: *sigh* I’ll give you another chance.
Mycroft: You’re pretty crazy. Calm down or you’ll be next.
Jude: You’re crazy, too, you know?
Melissa: Oh no, the other redhead got a rose. Bye me…
Mycroft: Don’t worry, you’ve got two great arguments why you get to stay.
Melissa: And they are?
Mycroft: …
Melissa: …
-.-
Cheyenne: He’s teasing me, right? I WON the challenge and I’m last to get a rose?
Maybe your real prize is to be set free?
Do you even notice what’s going on?
Luna looks dizzy again. Love that π
Mycroft: You look rather evil so I don’t want you to stay around here.
Luna: I’m not evil. You would know that if you’d talked to me just once.
Mycroft: Here, have a rose.
Cheyenne: You’re such a goofball, Mycroft. Thank you!
Townie: Let me in! I want to be part of a bachelor challenge too!
You’re a teen?!
So sorry, VanPelt81, but Luna has the lowest relationship with Mycroft. She’s a great sim and it’s sad to see her go! π¦
Here are the juggling scores:
Cheynne: 72
Melissa: 52
Star: 52
Jude: 32
Luna: 24
Whimsy: 16













































