Chapter 7.13

Hello again!

Isn’t it nice to get surprise updates during the week? You’re welcome 😋

So what happened last chapter? Well, it can be said super fast: Mark kissed all his new girlfriends.

And guess what? We go on there 😀

Who do we meet at night at the campus?

Bryon! 😀

Get married!!!

Bryon: My heart still needs to heel.

Mark’s charisma jumped up one level so he has a new romantic introduction.

If a stranger walked up to me and threw some glitter and rose petals at me I’d bite his head off!

(I’m not of the romantic type 😀 )

Tasha: This is soooo romantic! I wish my husband would do this for me once in a while.

If I had a husband I’d be glad if he didn’t do that. Who’s gonna clean up all the stuff? ME?!

Also, yes, like 95% of Mark’s girlfriends (not exact maths here, don’t ask me to do maths please) have a husband. That’s sims life with MCCC.

So of course the two kiss. I can’t remember the number of this first kiss. I took notes tho 😀 Maybe 8th?

And as always, the cheater looks super “oh no!” 😀

Tasha looks even more “what have I done?!”…

It was this moment I became curious and looked at her husband…

It’s YARO! 😦 😦 😦

So let’s quickly change the subject… Mark kisses the next woman 😀

Her name is Janice 🙂 Every woman whit a bit of darker skin tone and that hair style reminds me waaaaay too much about Melina…

Melina’s butt was smaller tho. Way smaller.

Mark: Shut up! Yours is probably bigger.

True 😦

Finally back home. Even a serial killer romantic like Mark needs his sleep to be fresh for the ladies 😉

Mark: Should I feel bad?

Why?

Mark: I have 8 girlfriends and kissed a lot of women in like two or three days.

Aw, so cute how he feels guilty! Just imagine a Don Lothario doing that!

Mark: I’m going to woohoo with them all and then dump them all and start out all new!

Uh… NO and NO. No woohoo and don’t dump Kaori!

Yes, she’ll be his wife. At least I want her to be his wife.

Why? Just why do I come home every time to find one of the kids jumping into the pool?

In the middle of the night and during winter!!!!

This time, it’s Louis. Maybe it hasn’t anything to do with the Adventurous trait?

This is what you look like when you come home from university!

And then people tell you “Work is way harder! Stop complaining!”

Let me tell you from someone who knows both sides: university is way more exhausting than a full-time job.

Charles: Hey dad, are you on the way to the fridge to get something to eat?

Adrian: What are you hinting at?

Charles: Would be a shame if… someone blocked the fridge!

Look at his little smug smirk! How can you like this boy?!

Adrian: When you grab something, sit at the table! Don’t stand in front of the fridge while eating!

I understand what you want to do, Adrian, but don’t…

Of course he was just waving because Charles blocked the fridge.

I just don’t learn from my mistakes…

Philip: This kitchen needs some colour. Here you go, you’re welcome!

I’ve never had a child do this 24/7 like Philip.

But then he decides to play dolls with Mabel!

Her back will hurt so badly when they’re done 😀

So why is Cindy here again?

My dumb ass forgot if they’ve kissed yet and if she’s his girlfriend…

So here she is again.

Ah yes, they have definitely kissed before.

Weird tho: it was counted now.

Last but not least,t his townie got her kiss.

With Corona and all, kissing this many women is kinda gross, isn’t it?

Here you see all the women Mark has kissed.

And except for Jayleen they’re all his girlfriends 😀

ALL: “I barely know him but he’s the one!”

Barely any green bar but super filled pink bar 😀

And now it’s time to break up with 8 women.

As Melina (yes, she seriously has my sim’s name!!) is still around, she goes first.

Melina: Break up? After 5 minutes!

Mark: Sorry, you’re just not the one. Maybe one of my other eight girlfriends is better for me.

Melina: EIGHT?!

In the meantime, Adrian has to perform romantic scenes.

Adrian: I love you so so much!

Mabel: Put me down, I don’t want you to break your spine!

Aw! So cute! And far away from the ice cold pool 🙂

Louis: Stop it! I hit my face. It hurts!

As I said: AW SO CUTE 😀

Philip: … and that’s how my shiny eyes disappeared.

Colleague 1: What is this kid talking about?

Colleague 2: Where’s Adrian?

Well, Adrian is making friends with the director because I didn’t see these two. He was supposed to become friends with coworkers. The director does not count -.-

Louis: Here me out, Charlie. One of us – and only one of us – will temporarily move into a mansion with seven women and they’ll all try to win your heart!

Charlie: Seven women? EW! I hate girls!

Oh look, it’s a birthday!

But none of the boys. It’s Adrian’s turn to become an adult. WAY TOO SOON!!

It was this moment I spotted the lost Linda. All this time you saw Linda 3.0.

Blow out the candles!

Is it just me or is this the kind of picture where it says “the longer you look, the weirder it gets”?

Adult and still no wrinkles.

Jealous, Linda?

Linda: I’m a few hundred years old. No bumps, no rust. Jealous?

Charles: Mum, dad, what are you doing? You look funny?

Mabel: Mummy and daddy try to be romantic and you’re in the way…

So, I chose this weird kiss option you only get with a confident moodlet…

And I regretted it right away.

GUYS, no! Don’t make a baby! Your sons are sooooo close to being teens, no more babies and toddlers and dirty diapers and stinky potties in this generation! Do you hear me?!

Adrian: Did you say something? The water is too loud.

I swear, I was sitting in front of the computer and swore like the devil.

But I think they’re safe as I know there’s risky woohoo and when you know it, it won’t happen. RIGHT?!

UH….

Why doesn’t Linda turn off during the shower woohoo? o.O

Well, Adrian needs the fame. Woohoo tape, here we come!