Chapter 7.12

Hello there!

I promised you more chapters in the following two weeks so here we are 🙂

What happened last chapter? You’d think I’d recall that as I wrote it only four days ago but… NOPE 😀

Ok, so the only thing that really happened was Mark working hard on his aspiration 😀 He kissed a few women and made them his girlfriends. The last one he tried to impress was Kaori. Will she accept him?

Mark is back on track with Kaori.

Mabel: Don’t mind me. I’m just eating a BLT.

I’d say Mabel is there to stalk on her brother.

Kaori: Will your sister leave soon?

Mark: Don’t mind her. She’s just happy to see a beautiful woman by my side.

Mabel: Now kiss!

Mark really listens to his younger sister, doesn’t he?

Well, when you look closely, they don’t really kiss. Their lips do not touch!

Another kiss, another girlfriend.

And Mark jumps even higher than before.

Maybe the height of his jump depends on how hot his new girlfriend is?

Adrian: Here! Attention on me, please!

Yes, Adrian gets to play a doctor in the weirdest commercial there is in this game 😀

At least his hair doesn’t look weird this time.

When you’re just a sidekick and your part hasn’t started yet.

Oh wow, that makeup…. She looks familiar, doesn’t she?

She’s pregnant – like reeeeeally pregnant – but I think she’s none of Mark’s girlfriends. I hope so.

Late at night, the ghostly cat – Loki – has a little freakout moment 😀

The bad bad fireplace! Horrible thing in the house! Scarriest thing around! Not the ghosts, no! The fireplace 😀

Also, does anyone else see this?

A few hours later, hot-headed Charles wakes up.

Even the little monkey on his shirt is confused.

What happened!?

Charles: I. Am. Angry!!

Obviously. But why?

Charles: … BECAUSE!

Mabel: … an the ghosts break everything in this house, everything! They scare you, they terrrorize you! I’m sure one day they’ll kill us all!

Louis: Aren’t the ghosts our ancestors?

Philip: They… they will k-k-kill us?!

And the award for mother of the year goes to… MABEL! For not wearing pants around her kids 😀

Linda is so done with this alreay.

Adrian: What does the text say? I can’t read it!

Oh, does someone need reading glasses?

Adrian: Only old folks need that.

Uh, you are an adult… And elderhood is approaching dangerously fast…

Mark: Hello there, you’re looking lovely! May I ask to spend some time with you?

Jayla: Sure! You’re a snack!

I think her name is Jayla. I’m not sure tho. It was something with J? *rustling* Jayleen!

Mark: Oh no, are you cold, my dear? Maybe I should take you home to my warm fireplace?

Jayleen: Heehee, yes, please. Or maybe somewhere else?

Wow, she’s naughty! Or desperate 😀

Mark: It’s a pleasure to see your normal skin colour again!

Jayleen: I’m feeling better again, too.

And it’s kissy kisy time.

Their lips actually touch :O

And nope, Jayleen doesn’t make it to girlfriend status… I totally forgot to ask.

BUT Mark has to kiss 10 sims and only needs 8 girlfriends so…

The house is a mess so Mabel calls for Bonehilda.

Seeing the flirty boney, I have an idea…

Mabel: HELL NO! Mark will stay away from Bonehilda! She’s my friend!

This fashion victim walks by and it doesn’t even take me a blink of an eye to decide she’ll get a kiss and the title of “Mark’s girlfriend”, any number.

HA 😀 Here we already have the kiss.

Super awkward kiss. Mark barely touches her lips. And only the lower lip 😀

Why, just why is the “first kiss” animation such a mess?!

Mark: Eeeeh, you’re my girlfriend!

Katelynn: Seeing you jump this low maybe we…

TOO LATE!!! Muahahahaha.

Same, Linda, same!

Mabel has to go to university again for some extra lessons and of course I drag Mark along 😀

Tarzan: Mark is truckboy?

Oh yes, he is 😀

GURL! Stop playing and join that lesson -.-

JoAnna – married to late Lily’s still alive husband – walks in and Mark plasters her with a kiss.

Why does he look like “EW! She’s kinda my great-grandaunt!”? 😀

I was so scared when Mark got this call!

Not because of the message…

The old guy with the emo-eyeliner is MAX SAENZ. JoAnna’s husband.

Seconds after Mark kissed her!!

Doesnt’t stop me from making her his girlfriend 😀

She looks thrilled, doesn’t she?

Mark: Lovely green hair colour! Mind if I kiss you and make you my girlfriend?

Chaya: Hehe, no, I don’t mind at all!

Tarzan: Tarzan single. Mark has five girlfriends. Tarzan jelaous!

Hm, I think he has more than five girlfriends by now.

Tarzan: … Can Tarzan have one?

And just as promised, Chaya gets her kiss.

Don’t act all surprised! You were warned, Chaya.

Mark: Hey boobs! Did you hear that? She’s mine! You’re mine! See you tonight!

Chaya: Do you mean me or my boobs?

They’re attached to you…

And Mark doesn’t get to woohoo any of his girlfriends! Only a wife 😛

Well, some of them ARE married but I mean the one woman he will marry one day.

Streaking woman! Streaking woman! Perfect victim dating material for Mark!

OH, turns out she’s already one of his girlfriends. Oops 😀

Her name is Rylee 🙂