Chapter 5.11

Hello again!

In the chapter on Monday a lot of small things happened. Blue worked on her aspiration and also became an adult, Roger wasn’t happy about having an “old” wife, and Roger started building a rocket to have even more connections to aliens.

We want alien babiiiiies!

And here we have the star of this chapter.

Roger: How flattering you finally notice my worth.

I’m not talking about you. Or not 100% of you.

This butt, it will be the key element for this generation’s biggest goal: alien babies.

Roger: I’m calling the police!

Finally a child found the water slide.

Yes, not only elders and ghosts can play on it!

And Lily rocks her first slide. I’m so proud of you.

Three days – including a day off work – and the rocket is finally done.

Yes, at night because it took forever to build.

And ones again a ghost uses the waterslide.

If I was a ghost I’d do the same.

Also, it keeps Kaden from breaking my stuff.

The next day, Rose tried to find the last Voidcritter card.

Rose: What’s the name?

Mytheme. I think it’s green.

Rose failed me terribly.

Off you go into the rubbish.

Lily: Eek, something tickled my toes.

You’re barefeet in there? o.O

Roger: Bye, bitches!

Uhm, come back with an alien probe up your butt and I allow you to talk to us like that…

Roger: That suit is too tight to take it off.

Yeah, super tight. You can perfectly see the star of the chapter: the butt.

Pathetic.

Rose: Pew pew pew! I’ll kill you all, alien invaders!

You do know that your father is on a real rocket on his way to the real outer space?

Rose: Would you mind not to destroy my childhood for once?

Lily: See! Thats why I rather play on the monkey bars.

What’s wrong with your arms?

Lily: …

Blue still needed some more incite cheer reactions – the pain – but I was too lazy to make her travel.

And here we are, with another fan meet and greet 😀

And see, Tempy’s last name is Robertson. Ugh.

By the way, I only picked two things for this social event: the celebrity (Blue, obviously) and the location. All the fans that showed up came voluntarily.

Blue: My dearest friends! Welcome to my home! Can I get a “yay” from you?

Bel: I’m glad I don’t have to live here anymore.

And yes, I forgot to lock the door and now all the “fans” walk past Blue into the house.

Roger: I’m back and my butt is still as innocent as should be.

Aw, you’re a disappointment.

Yes, I know he can’t get pregnant this way.

JAMES!!!

James: Sh, not so loud! People shouldn’t know I’m a fan…

Why is this so cute?

James: Ugh, great, now everyone knows I’ma fan.

Tempy: Oh don’t be mad, dear. If someone makes fun of you, just spook them and they’ll die.

Nope, not a thing in this iteration.

Tempy: Shame.

I’m happy to say that Blue finished the incite cheers part here.

Rose: Grandpa! You’re back! I knew I could bring you back from the afterlife.

James: I will always be here, love. Even if you can’t see me, I’ll always be by your side, in your heart.

Not to destroy your moment but before, James was red and denied Rose a hug.

Yes, I’m a monster for saying this. Muahahaha.

Blue: Uh, honey, what are you doing?

Roger: Cooking.

Blue: I’m already cooking for all of us!

Roger: That’s why I cook something for myself.

Ah, the whole family together at the table.

Linda is part of the family by now.

Why the sad face?

Blue: I’m so lonely.

But you should cheer! Not incite cheers but cheer yourself.

Blue: Why?

You found the last two microscope prints! We now have 9 collections completed!

See? How cool is that?

And yes, in the greenhouse because that was the only big wall to place all of them on.

Hello there, pretty woman!

Lily didn’t find Mytheme in the rubbish but I made her buy some cards online.

And it really happened. I found Mytheme, the final card!

10 collections completed B)

It’s like a collection chapter because Blue started looking for the final two metals.

Blue: I – the Blue Brennan – have to put my fingers in this dirt pile and hope to find metal?

Yes.

Linda: Pathetic.

Pathetic as in: lets run out of battery and sink down in a bush and hide there.

I’m lucky I saw her sinking down or else she would have been lost.

Why do I lose so many things in this legacy?

Talking about losing things… I hated the bots because I kept losing them.

So we are here with this butler who stole Eddie’s moustache.

Welcome to the madlads, Kody Donovan!

I am pleased to say he went straight to cleaning the kitchen.

I’m in love. Anyone else?

Kevin!

Wait, outside, no umbrella, no flames?

Yep, I said it last chapter and I really did it: I humanized all vampires.

Why? Because the longer they stayed in the save the more connections they made and that’s supposed to cause lag.

Vlad is still a vampire but I spayed him. Thehehe.

Kody: Hm, is this a single corn of dust? I should clean more precisely from now on.

LOVE. HIM.

Nathan: Ah, a penguin!

Kody: Ah, a ghost!

Nathan: Weee, I’m a slipperly slippy boy!

It looks weird he’s still neutral colored. He’s obviously having fun, turn green or pink already!

Ha! We finally have a stalker paparazzi outside the house.

This means, Blue is very close to her fifth star.