2.1: Ups and Downs

Welcome to the second round of Paradise Lost!

Last chapter, Danny had to leave us. Today, a new round starts.

Let’s begin!

This view explains a lot.

Vlad: Why? Did you blush?

More like vomit but what I actually meant was: Terence got up twice even tho his sleep bar wasn’t full yet.

Thank you, MCCC. You made it possible for me to keep Vlad’s fangs out of Terence’s neck,

Vlad: Partypooper.

Terence is one of the first contestants up (bar full now).

Terence: Oh shit…

Yes! That will be your challenge today. Muahahaha!

Griffin’s task for the day is to prepare food.

Griffin: How hard can it be to make a fruit salad?

Looks terrible! At least you can’t set the kitchen on fire.

Terence: Remember how I set the kitchen on fire?

Locasta: Yes, it was like a few days ago only.

Terence: Wasn’t that funny?

Locasta: Hahahaha. No.

Oh look, Hunter’s up already!

Hunter: I had a dream last night. It was about someone from this house. Not in a bro-like way. Nah, man. She was shining bright like a diamond. Well, her silver hair did. Bro, this Locasta might be a hidden treasure!

Come on! Anne has a crush on you… Dream about her.

Sailor: You think you’re special with your pink hair, huh? I bet that’s not even your real hair color!

Mitzi: Huh, what? Well, yeah, you’re right. My eyebrows are brown, duh. And it’s not like your blonde streaks are natural. Or are they grey?

Sailor: Wha… How dare you!

Seems like someone got out the bed the wrong side today…

Everyone is done with pooping, peeing, eating and being mean and it’s time to do the challenge!

Here we have Team Red. Team Captain Griffin with his mates Terence, Hunter, and Anne.

On the other side we have Team Blue with Sailor as the Team Captain and her mates Locasta and Mitzi.

Locasta: Way do I have to stand between two fihgting chicks?

Sailor: Because.

Mitzi: Better not provoke her!

At first the Team Captains show their teams how to kill this challenge! It is a tense race!

But Sailor falls down from above and looks like dead. Don’t worry, she’s fine.

The next competition is between Terence and Locasta! Who will stay on the climbing wall longer?

And yes, I am proud to say they started at the exact same time. All of them B)

Being closer now than before, that “mattress” the candidates fall on looks more like a beach towel.

Ouch, Locasta!

So far it’s 2:0 for Team Red.

The third round is held between Hunter on the left and Mitzi on the right.

As if her pink hair would make this obvious enough 😀

It seems Team Blue has a streak of bad luck. Mitzi hit the floor first.

The challenge would be over now but let’s give Anne to show her skills and Sailor a second chance to keep her pride.

And here they are. Fighting for the last – super unimportant – point!

Who whill stay up longer? Will Sailor break her back again?

Nope, she just jumps down and lands on her feet.

Sailor: Girl, you can stop. You already won.

That’s right, Team Red wins the challenge and is therefore safe from eviction! Griffin, their Team Captain, can decide on two candidates from the other team to be voted on to leave.

But as the Team Captain can’t be evicted, the unlucky ones to be voted on are already clear, aren’t they?

Anne: I’m glad Griffin voted me into his team as I’m safe this round. But he’s not perfect. I heard he acted like he took out the trash but dropped it on the beach. That’s a big no-no! But he’s still cute.

Sailor: It’s not my fault we lost the challenge. Why did Locasta have to act like Mitzi and I were fighting? It’s her fault we lost. She killed our concentration.

Yeah sure, that must be it…

Look at these two lazy butts!

I hope you get sunburns! I know you didn’t use sunscreen 😛

Mitzi in her element…

Terence: Let’s drink on staying here another round!

Griffin: Yes man, we did great! We won all four rounds.

Mitzi: I drink along with you. But only because I’m happy for you.

Suuuure that’s the reason 😀

Locasta: Did you just stare at my butt?

Hunter: What? No, my eyes were closed!

Locasta: Don’t lie to me! You’re such a creep!

Poor Hunter doesn’t get along with his crush… maybe use sunglasses to stare at her next time.

Anne: Hey beautiful!

Hunter: I’m NOT a girl!

Anne: Huh, what?

Hunter: Wait, did you try to flirt with me?

Anne: WHAT?! NO! Uh, no, nah. I was just… uh… nevermind!

Oh man… The first romantic interaction from the dice oracle goes wrong… -.-


How will all this go on? Find out next time!

5 thoughts on “2.1: Ups and Downs

  1. LOL at Sailor jumping down for no reason. They did not have good luck today on the climbing wall. Those dice, man. While I was reading this, I kept thinking, “Sailor, you’re supposed to be the nice twin!” 😆

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    1. Sailor must have had a bad day 😀 It’s like Vlad came for her and bit her but I kicked him out before he could get on the upper floor.

      At least she’s safe from the eviction 😛

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  2. Wow…looks like the game is mysogynistic against women! 👀

    And now I bite my nails because I know Locasta could get voted out! 😭

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    1. Because the men always won the challenge rounds? But what about Anne and Sailor?

      Locasta and Mitzi are unlucky, true :/ It’s a total mystery how everyone will vote.

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