1.1: Fishy Fish Fish

Hello and welcome back!

It’s been a while since the welcoming chapter and the reason for the long wait is me. It was sunny and I just had to go outside 🙂

So last chapter you all got to know the eight contestants. Today, we have the first half of interactions and the first challenge!

Let’s begin.

It was early in the morning – 5 am – and almost all contestants were up yet. And they all were hungry and wanted to eat the rotten hotdogs from the night before.

Why, just why?

Hunter’s responsibility this day is to clean the house. And so I forced asked him to clean up the dirty dishes.

Hunter: I’m a good bro! Of course I can wash the dishes. Dishes some people left on the table… Not very bro-like, is it?

Terence is one of the lucky candidates who have to cook for the house.

Watching him cook I wouldn’t want to eat whatever he’s preparing there…

Danny doesn’t seem to trust Terence and prepares some burgers.

Who doesn’t love burgers for breakfast?!

I wonder who kissed his butt… 😉

Not everyone was up yet.

Mitzi still enjoyed the warmth and comfort of her bed.

Bad voices would say she needs to recover from her hangover but did she really get to drink a lot the night before?

Instead of using the weirdest title I could come up with, I should have called this chapter Trust Issues.

Even Locasta doesn’t believe in Terence’ cooking skills and prepared … something else.

Well, maybe she and Danny were right!

Terence: Ugh, what are you doing?! Are you crazy???

Locasta: I’m saving your butt here!

Everyone gathered to watch Terence fail at cooking. Even this stranger in the purple dress came here. LEAVE!

Look at their faces. They all say “Terence, you disgust me!” 😀

Lucky for the household that Danny prepared the burgers.

Almost everyone sat down to eat at the dining table but Terence smelled a bit…

Griffin: I can’t deal with this… I’m eating outside the frontdoor.

Yeah, go and join Locasta.

Sailor: As a spellcaster I’m used to bad smells. Some potions smell worse than rotten eggs.

Anne: *gag* Maybe we should eat in silence…

The challenge began and it is fishing! I stole the idea from Maggie 😛

So as there are only 2 bathrooms, I cheated their needs.

Here we have Team Blue, Locasta as the team captain!

The challenge is about what team catches more fish within 2 hours.

I almost gave them matching outfits. I’m so happy I didn’t do it because they all changed their outfits!

Sailor: I wonder what is in there? Maybe a little star fish? Maybe a pineapple? Maybe a treasure? Is it worth more than a fish?

Nope. Just throw it back. Worthless.

Mitzi: Wow, this fish is huge! I wish some things were this huge. If you know what I mean.

Anne: You mean the heart of the man who loves you?

If a heart of any human being is this big, it’s a disease, Anne.

#romantic

Sailor: … and do you think we can keep the fish? We could use them for potions and…

Locasta: Sh, just look at this view. And enjoy it.

Oh hey, Locasta has a tattoo!

The two hours were over and it was eventually Team Red’s turn.

Griffin is the team captain and his boys will hopefully catch more fish then the girls.

And yes, Terence is still a bit… crispy.

On the one side we have the grumpsters…

Danny: Dude, you smell like poop set on fire!

Terence: I don’t smell anymore. Leave it already!

And on the other side we have the chillers.

Hunter: Bro, look at this view.

Griffin: I would do it all again.

Hunter: Do what, bro?

Griffin: Run away from home and live here on the beach.

Back at the house…

WHAT THE HELL?!

Why always the coffee table? 😦

Mitzi: Was it me who made this mess? Was I drunk yesterday?

Yesterday is so long ago I can’t remember. But that’s mostly plates and almost no cocktail glasses. I think you’re safe.

Mitzi also had to clean so she had to free the coffee table.

Locasta: I think my team did great today. Some are a bit chatty but this way you can get to know new people, right?

Yeah, sure.

Locasta: The one person I trust the most in the house so far is Mitzi. I know some of her childhood movies and she seems like a lovely girl.

Anne had to be friendly to Sailor and I wanted to have these two chairs on the screenshot.

It took a while until Anne sat down like this by herself. The process of getting there could be described as either “Yoga” or “We need an exorcist.” 😀

Anne: What made you join this show?

Sailor: It’s an experiment, isn’t it? I’m open for new things. Of any kind. Why are you here?

Anne: I’d say for the same reason. It’s different from home and doing whatever I feel like makes me feel free.

Sailor: I have to admit I’m a bit sad we didn’t have mixed teams. The men wore their trunks at the beach, topless! What a delicious view. Too bad we were too far away… Anyway.

Does she even breathe while talking? Or is there no time because breathing would mean to slow down talking speed?

Sailor: There’s this one contestant. He has hte same hair color as I do, well, if you ignore the blond part. Do you know who I’m talking about? Griffin. He’s kinda cute. Thehe.

Danny: You. Are. Disgusting! Look at you! Your hygiene is non-existent and I know you peed your pants last night! Pathetic and disgusting.

Terence: What’s your problem with me?

Danny: My problem? Seeing you makes my eyes want to pop out of their sockets so I don’t have to see this mysery of an existence!

Look, someone’s in a good mood. Not.

Why does this look kinda wrong?

Anne: What do you mean, wrong?

You look younger than 21 years. Are you even allowed to be close to a bar?

Anne: Hm, do we really care about rules here?

Locasta: I knew it was a good idea to have you on my team!

Sailor: Thank you, Locasta. I wish you’d voted more men into the team, tho.

Locasta: Come on! Girl power! Do you think we won?

Who knows 😉 You’ll get to know this at the end of the chapter.

Griffin was lucky to get the responsibility to earn some money for the household. A household with 9,999,999 Simoleons 😀

Griffin: I’m used to this. I did this to get through my young years.

Looks like he found something! I hope it’s not dog poop 😀

Hunter: There’s this one person who’s not very bro-like. She’s a troublemaker, I’d say.

Who?

Hunter: The one that talks so fast. Whatsername? Sailor, bro. I better have an eye on her.

Danny: I heard one of the girls talked about us men in our trunks and topless. And she has a crush on someone. Already? That can only be me. Who else?

Do you know who she is?

Danny: Yeah, rumors say it’s Sailor. I’m not sure if I’d date her but she seems to be loyal. Like a puppy.

The first day of round 1 is over and they all gather in the living room area thingy… Oh shut up! It’s a loft, ok.

Terence! Get into a darn shower already!

Terence: It’s my tan. Accept it.

-.-

Anyway, it’s time to announce the winning team!

And the winners are….





*drum rolls*





*muahahahaha*





Team Blue! The girls 🙂 Congratulations!

So the next step is that Locasta has to decide on two guys from Team Red who can be voted on to leave the house. BUT the team captain – Griffin -can’t be chosen.


See you soon! 🙂

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