Chapter 3.2

Heyho!

Happy Valentine’s Day to anyone who cares about it 😛 Unlike me lol

Last chapter our lovebirds got married but that’s the only special thing that happened.

Let’s move on.

I looked around the lot for another child to befriend for Florian for his stupid aspiration.

Instead I found Vlad again. Is that an attempt at a smile?

You know why vampires are called undead? Look at him and you know it. He looks like a rotten body, just like the ones shown on Bones.

Is it obvious I don’t like Vlad?

Elena: Who are you calling?

Amy: It’s time to get a job.

Elena: What job?

Amy: In the law career.

Elena: Bahahahaha!

Here is the genealogy I talked about on the thread. See, Jamie had a blue baby 😀

As a reminder, left to right: Amy, Steve, Elena, Sophie, Florian, Augustus (Bud), Jamie, Peter, George and a bald Martin. I guess his hair was CC.

This boy walked by and I sent Florian outside to make friends with him.

Florian wasn’t pleased. Something happened at school. Oops. Way to leave a great first impression lol

Florian: If you look behind this cloud and then move a bazillian kilometers, that’s where my mom comes from.

Boy: Are you sure you didn’t fall victim to a mean prank?

Believe me, ALL of them are green.

George! You’re here! But it’s still sunny! Hide!

*crickets chirping*

He’s not on fire… *checks time* Oh it’s 9.30 pm…

Notice the lack of a baby bump? 😦

Amy: MOM! I’m cooking fresh fruit salad. I’m almost done!

Barbarella: That’s nice, kid. But I prefer food over shit.

*badum tsss*

First day in her new job. She still looks so happy about it.

I wonder what the law career will be like. Thehehe

I have nothing to do for Barbarella. She’s maxed tons of skills so I want to give her a break from that. She doesn’t need to pop out another thousand nooboos… And she has no job.

But luckily there’s still Sophie. Some mother-daughter quality time then.

Kaden and Amy came home from work, both with a promotion.

And they became one!

One of Barbarella’s many babies came by: Augustus.

Oh no… Do you see it? He’s an adult now… Barbarella – his mother – is one, too! Gosh, that’s … no. Just no.

Martin also showed by. And here you can see how bold he is. It looks kinda nice on him tho

Barbarella: Maybe if I marry a young man I could have some more babies? My offpsring obviously doesn’t get laid.

Elena: MOM! It’s my birthday. Stop talking.

Elena: Selfie time!

And here we have Elena as a teen. She’s sooo pretty. Similar to Amy but a tad prettier imo.

Her new aspiration is Painter Extraordinaire (thus the extraordinary makeup) and her new trait is Good.

And I left the hair she grew up in because it kinda looks artsy, doesn’t it?

And that outfit screams art student, too 😛

She looks so cool. I know, I know. Not important lol

Kaden: Where are we? I sweat doing nothing.

Amy: Selvadorada. It was about time we got here.

They only stayed one day but a lot happened in that one day. And I’m lucky I didn’t pick more days… I forgot that the rest of the household ages, too. And Sophie hasn’t finished skilling yet ._.

Looking for the dirt pile right in front you?

Amy: I’m looking for a pile to excavate…

It’s right there!

Amy: *taking notes* No dog poop, no cat poop,… broken vases, and other stuff.

Interesting notes. It’s a pile of dirt. Look for artifacts.

Amy looks like a professional… But we know who she is lol

Also, I made her dig in there for hours because I read the aspiration task wrong. Ugh.

And what was Kaden up to while his wife dug up dirt?

Well, at first he took like 400 photos to max the photography skill. I need that to memorate the two and for that the skill must be maxed.

But then I decided Kaden should max another skill.

Kaden: Hey! I’m a tourist. Wanna tell me something about your culture?

Guy: *takes a deep breath* Screw you.

And then he stomped away. Ok?

Kaden: Why do you make me talk to strangers? I’m a loner!

Do it!

Vendor: Imma sell all useless shit to this tourist. Muahahaha

Back at home – where I totally forgot the Selvadoradian culture skill exists – I planned to have Kaden work on his guitar skill. For his job. So he could focus on jokes back home again.

But instead, Kaden used every blink of an eye I switched over to Amy to stop talking to the mean vendor and play the guitar.

See, the vendor shares my feelings about that lol

By the way, take a look at the shoes the other tourists are wearing… WHAT ARE THOSE?!

Looking for dirt to dig up, Amy came past an avocado tree. I love avocadoes! And it had the option “harvest”! JACKPOT.

Maybe, one day, like in generation 8, there might be a garden… And wouldn’t it be cool to have an avocado tree? I know, right 🙂

That was the most awkward dinner ever. Kaden was tense because I forced him to talk to vendor guy all day. They are best buds now and Kaden maxed the Selvadoradian culture skill. Was way too easy.

And Amy can’t handle the spicy food. Oh my…

And they didn’t even bother to talk a single word! Like “How was your day?” or “Do you like the jungle?” You know, stuff newly weds or other couples talk about…

Amy needed to dig up one more dirt pile and why not got for the middle of the market?

Amy: Ugh, mosquitoes! I hate them! Go away!

Karma *cough*

Amy: I miss the mosquitoes… At least they shut up…

Hahahaha!

I have no idea what Kaden is doing back there.

Look at this super cute stray cat! Chester was his name.

Kaden! Go make friends with that cat.

I know we have 7 slots filled in the household and we need space for babies but… LOOK AT HOW CUTE CHESTER LOOKS LIKE!!

*cough* Yes, I’m a crazy cat lady.

Amy: What am I supposed to do with that dirt?

Hm, hit it with a hammer several times and maybe you’ll find an artifact.

Chester still waiting for Kaden to approach him…. Kaden refused all the time tho… My heart…

Noooo! Chester, please, come back! 😦

Kaden: Aw, I wasn’t fast enough…

-.-

He did every other action without waiting a single second. Argh.

The next morning arrived and Amy was super sad…

Kaden: Why the sad face, honey?

Amy: Aunt Mila died.

Noooo! Remember the grey lady with the bob haircut and green jacket? That was Damian’s sister. She died 😦

Last minutes in Selvadorada, Amy mourning her aunt she didn’t care about…

And Kaden smacked a mosquito.

Kaden: Honey, look! I got it! It’s dead!

Amy: Just like my aunt….


That’s the end of this chapter! Still no nooboos. Not even a baby bump. Not even on George…

Maybe next chapter 🙂