Hello hello!
Another chapter is here. I only played a little bit (lol JK, half the day) and have tons of new screenshots for you! A lot happened so let’s start.
No one in the household knew what to do so I gave them a bit of family time – as if they didn’t spend their lives together 24/7 anyway – and made them watch a movie together.
And that’s a typical sims scene. Watching a movie STANDING! Except for Martin and Peter. Good boys.
Halfway through the movie they finally sat down.
All they did was talk. If I watched that movie with them I’d thrown the worst tantrum of all tantrums.
See the cat wooden thingy on the table? Damian was in a playful mood and made it on the workbench. So cute!
Do you have a new book yet?
Damian: No but that’s perfect for preparing Florian for my death.
Florian: Your what?
Parenting at its finest.
Poor Blarffy! Thousands of toddler words heard – didn’t understand a word but has never complained – and then Martin beats it up.
Martin: The evil me told me to do so! I’m innocent.
You could have picked something else to hit… Amy for example.
Here is what I mentioned last chapter. Martin’s birthday and last moment in the house. I really hope he won’t get more votes now than Amy bu…
Amy: AS IF!
…
But I don’t think he’ll get another 7 votes to do that. I’m not sure if there will be any more votes in general 😀
Martin’s new trait is Kleptomaniac. Nathan would be so proud!
It’s also little Florian’s birthday! You know what that means? Toddler-free house.
Barbarella: NoOoOo! I want them babies!
You can have one more. Martin is moved out and you can have your final 10th baby!
Barbarella: Done!
Is your eye twitching?
Barbarella: I’m pregnant!
Damian: I hope I’ll die soon…
Barbarella: What?!
Damian: I mean, yay!
Well, what should I say? It was high time these two got their final pregnancy because Damian’s lifebar is blinking…
Did I mention that I did NOT use any cheat to get 10 babies? No youth potion either. So proud. And I only move out the kids as young adults. I asked on the Legacy forum thread if it was ok to move them out as teens but decided to let them stay. I’m a generous simmer. Don’t look at older posts, please.
And here we have Florian as a child. Cutie! He grew up with that hair so it stayed.
His aspiration is *drumrolls* Social Butterfly! A new one! A whole new one. My least favorite tho but we haven’t had that one yet. At all.
And his trait is Squeamish. Just like his aunt Mila.
Meet five new sims. Ok. There was even a child walking by.
I forgot her name. Danielle? Ngata for sure but Danielle? Maybe. Who cares? She’s a townie. Yuck.
Florian: Hey! I like your style.
Stranger: Didn’t your parents teach you not to talk to strangers?
Florian: Nope. Why?
Stranger: Want some candy?
RUN!!!
Ooh! A stranger that’s not really a stranger!
Florian: Hey! Why is candy bad?
Eliza: Has someone offered you candy?
Yes, officer, sir. Uh, madame! Do you say that?
Woah, wait a second!
Is that a blue alien?
Or is she just freezing cold?
I didn’t check so we’ll never know. *SMART*
At first I thought it’s a child of my BOTU sim Tommy. But I didn’t place him in the safe file. Oops.
Elena: Daddy, why are you wearing PJs? It’s not morning and not night.
Damian: You’ll know why in 9 months, honey.
More like in 3 sim days. I don’t think a sim in my game has ever lived 9 months 😀 Even Linda Jolie didn’t even make it for a whole month. She lived super long (mermaid). I think I should find another hobby…
I know that face. Not from Amy (too nice) but from myself. When you studied all day and you feel your brain turn into pudding.
Amy: Pudding…*drools*
Not the Britsh black pudding tho… ew. Sorry 😀
You moved out a few hours ago! LEAVE! Now!
Wait, does Martin have Barbarella’s Kim K. like butt?
Elena: Is that where mommy is from?
Florian: For the last time, no! That is the sun.
Damian: *snores*
Peter: Daaaaaad! I can’t concetrate on my game!
Damian: *snores even louder*
I bet it’s on purpose. Revenge!
Talking to himself… How can you not love erratic sims? And why do I always type errativ? That’s not even a word…
I know you still haven’t seen his CAS screenshot. But I decided to add it when he turns into a young adult 🙂
Same day but late at night, everyone is asleep. And Caleb Vatore decides to visit us. Okay. Cool. Leav… WAIT!
*inhales* GEORGE! Get down! (Make love… Queen reference lol)
George: Hey, what’s up? Finally a visitor at a decent time.
Caleb: You’re kidding me, aren’t you?
Nah, he’s erratic.
I almost fell off my chair because *poof* a dark cloud and Vlad is there, too!
George: I want to be a vampire.
Caleb: Why are you whispering?
George: Because of the stranger there.
Caleb: That’s our master vampire!
Vlad: Are you kidding me? That’s what I came for. Caleb, ar…. aren’t you vegetarian?
Caleb: *slurp slurp*
George made some … noises. Noises that reminded me why I play the game with a headset and not with the speakers of the computer on 😀
Vlad: No, please, don’t. Not that green guy. We have an image to lose!
I’ve heard that line before. Where’s Veronica right now? Breaking stuff, huh?
Caleb: Are you freaking crazy?! You should push back my coat and not bite through it! Do you know how hard it is to get blood stains out of clothes?!
Asking an erratic sim if he’s crazy. Who’s really bonkers here?
There are three adults in this household. At three different stages. And who is acting all childish?
Damian: Not me. Please, don’t say the words “child”, “baby” or anything relatable anymore when I’m around…
I’m a monster.
I saw that Elena had the dollhouse in line but she still needed one skill point to finish her aspiration. I cancelled the dollhouse and made her play on the monkey bars.
Little did I know that Damian waited for her to play with dolls.
Look at how patiently he sits there. As if he had time for that…
George: I’m not feeling good…
Peter: Did you eat something wrong?
Amy: Don’t ask him anything, Peter. He’s just crazy.
Oooh! He’s turning! He’s slowly turning into a vampire!
Barbarella wanted to cloud gaze one more time.
Barbarella: Remember the ti…
Damian: Hush! Enjoy the silence.
Intersting. The last words Damian said to his wife were HUSH. Good job!
Damian: Please! Let someone plead for my life. I don’t want to die next to the toilet.
Hey, at least it’s none of the filthy loos…
Oh wait, these were the last words he heard in his life.
Grimmy: Ok, so the last words he heard were… *types*
Barbarella: Who said that?!
Rest in peace, beloved and very fertile Damian Brennan! You won’t meet your tenth baby – well maybe as a ghost – but you were an okay father to the other nine.
And that’s where this chapter ends. Fuck happy endings. Bye!
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