Hello and welcome back! Last time we stopped in the middle of a birthday. That didn’t even look like a birthday.
Oh look, it’s also New Years Eve.
Well, toddlers have the holiday greyed out (why tho?) so let’s finish all the wishes of the grownups before the twins age up. And I did. Another gold medal for me.
Nathan: Veronica, stop that noise!
Listening to her husband – who would have thought she’d do that – Veronica helps the twins to blow out the candles.
Wait, the candles are already blown out?
Veronica: Yes, you’re slow.
But I didn’t miss Augustus spitting on the cake blowing out his birthday candles!
How dare you?! You could die of exhaustion, old man!
Damian: Don’t! I’m still not that far yet!
Back to the birthday kids.
Augustus has the trait Kleptomaniac and…
Nathan: That’s my boy!
… and the aspiration Whiz Kid.
Nathan: He must have inherited my smartness!
Jamie has the Artistic Prodigy aspiration and the trait Good.
Nathan: Booooh!
Stop it!
Veronica: Damian, I beg you! Stop eating chunk all day!
Damian: But mooohoooom!
Damian made it to the final milestone. Only eat one more grilled cheese – as long as you can complete two with one strike – and then talk to Grimmy.
So it’s time for him to keep his promise.
Damian: It’s also my New Year resolution.
Ah yeah, the resolutions. Lose weight is his.
What is wrong with townies?!
Elsa: I had a heat wave… You wouldn’t get it.
Go away…
Who would have guessed that Augustus turned into Nathan’s favorite grandchild?
Yes, Nathan actually spends time with a grandchild now. But only with Bud.
A notification told me Damian achieved his resolution.
WHERE?!
Barbarella: There’s something going on! They’re coming for me!
Who?
Barbarella: The aliens!
Relatives?
And baby #4 is coming. After this one we have to wait for Grimmy to do his job to get more babies…
Wait, Steve is sleeping in the same room? Please don’t wake him.
Barbarella: I’ll try to be quiet. AAAAAH!
And another green baby…
Welcome to the crazy family, Amy!
Steve: Mommy?
Amy woke up Steve all the time so I put up a wall inbetween the toddler beds and the baby beds. Now the two rooms are tiny.
Jamie: Damn, boy. You’re a chonk!
Steve: I love you, doll! Because you can’t speak.
Nathan: One day, I’m sure, you’ll be as smart as I am. But for now you have to accept that I’m superior.
Augustus: Check mate, gramps!
Damian tried to play with Steve but the little chonk made him break down on the floor.
JK, that’s the normal thing when playing 😀
Barbarella’s resolution is to gain a new skill level but I thought, just maybe, that her extra pounds (you can barely see them honestly, only in CAS) and Damian’s chonkiness made Steve get the choniest chonk in Willow Creek.
So she started running, too.
Girl, that pants are not good for you. They make your butt look HUGE!
The townies spread their craziness on Nathan. Why would you do that? There’s no way underneath the snow, no patio, nothing!
Nathan: We could build a pool here!
In winter?
Nathan: I’m old! I want a pool.
Woah, Veronica takes care of Amy?
Veronica: What? I had 2 kids myself and changed their diapers. Don’t act all surprised.
Yeah but you constantly asked for a nanny…
For the “eat grilled cheese in space” thing Damian needs a rocket. Good thing his parents earned enough money that he can afford it…
Steve: My ears bleed!
What did you say? I can’t hear you. My ears are bleeding.
Augustus: Mom, do you think there’s life in space besides us humans?
Barbarella: What? Why do you ask that? Did they contact you?
Veronica: Your relatives?
Damian is a master of staring right into the player’s soul.
Damian: Can’t joke about me being fat anymore, huh?
Let’s wait and see how you look like in your tight PJs.
Hm, you could say there’s still a teeny tiny little belly left.
Oh my gosh… This pose just reminds me of a picture a guy’s once sent me… His eyes closed, his baby niece snuggled up to his shoulder… My heart…
Veronica: AH! A SPIDER! A SPIDER!
Who gave that maniac 2 knives?!
Augustus: I told everyone at school today that you always streaked as a toddler.
Jamie: You didn’t!
Augustus: Yes, I did!
Jamie: DAAD!
Damian: Hm, no grilled cheese. *drools*
Your mom made that fruit salad. There’s a chance that there’s a dead spider in it… Just saying.
Damian: *chokes* A spider?!
JK, he’s not dying. The thing is, he reacted to Steve being so “grownup” yet. But Steve was on the other side of the house… Seperated from his father by several walls. WHAT?!
And with this insanity I leave you this time! See you soon 🙂
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