Hello and welcome back! I have nothing to say so let’s jump right in!
Damian: And the big grilled cheese said…
Jamie: Daddy don’t eat me?
Damian: What?
She’s right, you know… I hope Damian’s Grilled Cheese aspiration is over soon because otherwise – I’m afraid – he might not fit through the front door anymore…
Jamie! What are you doing?
Jamie: Jamie wild! Jamie practicing for university!
Excuse me? Why would you think I’d send you to uni?
Barbarella: If you eat that you’ll be as fat as your daddy.
Jamie: Then close the game and give me something healthy to eat.
Mr. “I feel locked up because I haven’t been outside for too long and I have the Loves Outdoors trait” rushed inside as fast as he could when he came hom from work!
Damian: What? It’s cold outside!
I love how his clothes grow with his belly 😀
Damian: Stop it!
What’s bigger: his belly or his butt? 😀
I can be so mean…
Damian: You make me eat when my hunger is in the green!
We need to hurry up to the next milestone…
Damian: Why?
Because one of the last things you have to do is talk about grilled cheese with Grimmy.
Damian: But why hurry?
…
Damian: YOU MONSTER!
What? They’re old… It’s not like I’ll kill them…
Veronica: Damian, you know that she’s right. You’re getting bigger and bigger. Your diet is unhealthy!
Damian: I’ll lose weight when the aspiration is completed.
Veronica: I hope I’ll still get to see that…
Uhm… Depends on who dies first.
Damian: *evil glares*
Damian: So there’s this mean voice that forces me to eat chunk all the time and now makes fun of my because I’m a chonk.
Is that supposed to be a joke?
Damian: Smart people get it.
You’re just a huge crybaby.
Still no fifth star, huh?
Veronica: I always knew I was a star and now the rest of the world seems to agree with me.
First of, you’re not a global star anymore. Second, stop quoting Freddie. No one is like Freddie!
Veronica: You mean the guy who gave Celia a foot massage?
._.
All the playing video games seems to add a few pounds to Barbarella, too. And also the pregnancies of course. But unlike with Damian she has still a rocking body. She’s curvy, he looks like a pregnant dude with a big booty 😀
Damian is working on his comedy skill again. With his responsibility trait (he gained that and I will never ever mention any of that kind of traits again because I couldn’t care less about them…) he never has to do his job recommendations like playing an instrument. It’s always full.
What I actually wanted to say about this screenshot: Damian practiced comedy and the twins started dancing around the corner. Their father kept looking over to them! So cute!
Nathan: Haha! I love your fatty jokes! I want more!
Damian: Dad, you ruin my show.
Nathan: But I’m the only one who’s listening?
It must feel bad to see that your ELDER dad is in better shape than you are… Well, my almost 60 year old aunt has a rocking body while I’m a weird potato… Oh well 😀
Oh look who’s visiting!
Nathan: Hey, darling. Long time no see!
Mila: I knocked on your door a thousand times! Why is there a different house now?!
Nathan: Oh no, is it that time of the month?
Mila: Dad!!
Nathan: Uhm, your brother wants to talk to you.
Mila: About what?
Nathan: Grilled cheese…
?! I swear to god, if I find Barbarella playing a video game Imma kick her out of the house!
Jamie: Whee! My booty is freezing!
Yep, the TODDLER Jamie was running around all naked. Outside. In the snow.
Jamie: Mommy, look!
Barbarella: Honey, any minute. Steve needs to poop first.
Jamie: MOOOMMY!
Steve: My turn!
NoOoOoOoOo!!! 😥 My heart, my soul…
RIP, legend!
Mila: Ooh! How cute are you!?
Augustus: I’m not cute, I’m cool. Look at my hipster glasses.
Yes, I did not change all outfits. Only Daily and Sleepy. Oops.
Jamie: My glasses are cooler!
Augustus: No, sister, you look stupid!
Mila: Hey! Language.
Augustus: Go suck a…
HEY! LISTEN TO YOUR AUNT!
Mila: Oh dang, Damian. Leave me alone with your grilled cheese and take care of your kids. They are a mess!
Augustus: Aunty Mila, if your name was New then you would be called New York.
Yes, Mila was married off and is now Mila York.
Aunty Mila is a cool aunt so she shows her nephews how to dance properly.
Steve: She got a stroke?
Augustus: Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk.
Steve: I love you, Blarffy!
Blarffy: I have a boyfriend.
Veronica: You should have come up with that idea way earlier.
Why me? You could have done it yourself…
So I found a way to gain back the fifth star more easily… Writing children books. Again.
Now publish the book with a title you’ve picked a thousand times before because I only click on the ok button 😀
*angels singing in the back*
I did it. She got her global superstar image back!
And the tense face is replaced with a smug face. Oh girl…
So, I have no idea when the weird tense moodlet went away but I think it was somewhere around this time? I forgot to check, to be honest.
Why are townies so weird? And what the … is she wearign?!
Hm, if the paprazzi in the back froze to death I wouldn’t have to wait for Veronica or Nathan to die…
Damian: I’m not that far on my aspiration yet!
Oh, right.
Jamie: Nana! Look, I’m nakey!
Veronica: That’s one way to get famous. I picked a different one.
Are you sure? Remember your work outfit…
Damian: The moment you realize your belly is just as big as your wife’s pregnant one…
Why can’t I stop teasing him for gaining all that weight? 😦
Augustus: Jamie, please get dressed. It’s our birthday and it’s not meant to be a peep show…
Jamie, wild as she is, did not listen to her brother. And so it took a bit longer to get the two to blow out the candles.
We will see that in the next chapter! In the meantime, enjoy the rare sight of all members of the household in one room.
Steve: *gasp* Jamie lost her peepee!
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