G3.D1: Hey, I’m Green!

Hello everyone!

Do you see the title? Do you know what this means? Ah yes, finally! The new bachelor part begins. Well, bachelorette this time as Amy won the poll. I hope we won’t regret that…

Let’s dive right in 🙂

Why are you wearing your cold outfit?

Amy: Aren’t you supposed to ask me how I feel? If I’m ready for this?

I would but WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT?! The thermostate is set to warmer… That’s extra costs, dammit!

The 12 guys – OMG, I just noticed that’s a dozen – were moved into the two houses. All randomly. It doesn’t matter anyway.

Here’s the proof that Amy does not know any of the guys yet. MCCC, I love you. Had to be said.

Because of reasons – this guy – the welcoming stuff happens inside this time.

Moss: It’s cold outside!

Stop complaining. That’s Amy’s job.

Amy: HEY!

Could you two, maybe, get to know each other now?

Moss: Sure, sure! Hey, I’m Mostyn but just call me Moss.

Amy: Hey, I’m Amy. How old are you?

Moss: Uhm, uh… Well, I think I’m 22 years old. I guess?

Oops, I forgot to let Amy have that potion… The game is set on aging off for the bachelorette part anyway…

Amy: Oh my gosh! I love your red hair!

Malcolm: Ah, thank you. I’m Malcolm, by the way.

Amy: Oh sorry, my name is Amy. So, is red your favorite color?

Malcolm: No, actually it’s blue. The red hair is natural.

Amy: Can he even hear me?

Rylan: Of course I can. My name is Rylan. Nice to meet you!

Amy: Amy’s the name. Do you wear the headset because you’re kinda… uh… grey?

AMY! You’re green, too!

Rylan: Nah, it’s fine. I know that I’m pale. Pale, but creative!

Amy: *under her breath* Weirdo…

Amy: Aw, how cute! A little nerd.

Drago: I’m actually the same size as you. My name is Drago, if you’re interested.

Amy: Sure, I am. Sorry, Dragon.

Drago: It’s Drago.

Amy: Uh, ok. That’s what I said. Anyway, I’m Amy.

Drago: *sighs* I hope it’s worth being here and not around my computer…

Amy: You smell like fish. Uh, I mean, hi! I’m Amy!

Billy: That’s what she said! I’m Billy. So, uh, don’t you have a pool here? I really love swimming.

Amy: I have one at my mansion.

Billy: So, is that an invitation?

Amy: Huh, what?

Looking at this – perfectly rendered – snowflake, maybe going for a swim isn’t the best idea…

Also, I might have a problem… I planned to have a POOL party for them all soon. Oops. Well, no risk, no fun.

Tony: Look at me.

Amy: I need a break.

Tony: Do it. You won’t go blind with my beauty.

Amy: Blablabla. I need a break in general.

Amy! Behave! Dangit!

So, why does Tony get more pics than the others? Well, basically because Amy finally decided to show her true self. Did you miss that brat? 🙂

*5 minutes later*

Amy: So, let’s do this now. I really just needed a break.

Suuuuure.

Tony: Hi, I’m Tony. Nice to meet you.

Amy: Hey, I’m Amy. Sorry, I can be a bit of a diva. At least people say so…

Tony: Don’t worry. I’m a diva myself. Or at least my drag self.

All six guys from the first house are patiently waiting for Amy to show up.

Where is she?

On the loo.

Why is no one shocked so far that she’s green?

Amy: I’m here, I’m here!

Why do the guys look like the house needed thicker walls? Yes, the bathroom is that little box you see in the left upper corner.

What better way to get in a good mood than dancing? Also, it’s almost a tradition by now.

Tony seems to be too cool for this. But hey, aren’t drag queens (or do you write it Drag Queens?) usually the ones who love to entertain others?

Billy: Them dancing makes it look like fish on the land.

Billy: Seriously, this is getting offensive.

Stop complaining and move your hips! Even Tony ain’t too cool for it anymore.

Tony: I’d steal everyone’s show in drag. Just saying.

Moss: So, uh, has no one noticed the big ass scar all over my face yet? Am I the only one who sees it?

Didn’t see your boy, yet, lovely reader? Well, the reason is that we’re only done with one house. There’s a second house and that’s where Amy is at right now!

Amy: Wait, another house? Another six guys? I have to deal with a DOZEN of men?!

Yeh, why? Problem?

While Amy waited for the guys to meet downstairs, let’s take the time to show you the men caves.

Kaden: It’s so… green.

BRUNO: If that’s the only problem you see in here…

And yes! There are the pics of each guy over their beds, again! But in their cold outfit… Ain’t too bad tho, is it?

Aren’t you a bit too old to throw a tantrum?

Amy: I’m telling daddy! He said there will be seven guys only!

Yeah, well, that changed. So what. Also, Damian is dead.

A toddler throwing a tantrum usually feels better after a nap. Maybe Amy stayed a toddler in heart? Or more like mind.

Anyway… GET UP! You’re a grownup!

Amy: Just five more minutes, mommy…

I’m not your mommy. I’m not green. Duh.

Amy is not napping anymore but… where is she?

Dennis: I have no clue. I was told to sit here and she would be there.

Huh…

Amy! Where have you been?

Amy: Non of your business. Oh! Hey, I’m Amy. The bachelorette.

Dennis: Hi, I’m Dennis. That’s a huge screen you have there.

Amy: Yeah, it’s not mine. What would you watch on it?

Dennis: A funny Romcom! Nothing is better to make you laugh.

Kaden: Oh gosh, more green…

Amy: Oh yeah, but the color of the curtains is a soft, lovely green, don’t you think so?

Kaden: Uh, yeah, I meant the curtains… Anyway, I’m Kaden! Nice to meet you.

Amy: Hey Kaden, I’m Amy. Have you noticed the big screen before?

Kaden: Yeah, I was first to arrive and watched a horror movie. It was kinda lame.

Eddy: Finally! Nice to meet you! May I introduce myself: Sir Eddy of Spaghetti! But you can just call me Eddy.

Amy: Ooh, I love spaghetti! I’m Amy. So I guess you like… hats?

Eddy: Oh that one? It keeps my head warm in the coldth. But when I don’t need it I can play with it. That’s pretty cool!

BRUNO: Hey! The name’s BRUNO, all capitals, like a brand.

Amy: Uh, hey. You’re kidding, aren’t you?

BRUNO: Just one of the many things to find out about me.

Amy: Wow, you’re confident… I like that!

Amy: What’s wrong with your hair?

Jung: What’s wrong with your skin?

… Love at first sight?

Jung: Do you like dogs?

Amy: Uhm, I guess so. I’ve never met a dog in my whole life.

Jung: WHAT?!

Amy: Oh my gosh! Are you related to Father Winter? Can you tell him I’m a nice girl and naughty like he noted in his list?

Javier: What do you mean?

Amy: Uh, you look like Fath… the beard… nevermind! I’m Amy, by the way.

Javier: Nice to meet you. My name is Javier. I’ve talked to many people in my life – like really a lot – but you’re first to say I look like Father Winter…

Why the face, troublemaker?

Amy: 12 men. SO many men. How should I pick one of them?

Get to know them and send home one each two days. It’s simple as that.

Amy: Yeah, simple.

Guys: *nervous chuckles*

There’s a cure for nervousness in this safe: DANCING 😀

Javier knows how it’s done!

BRUNO, dance. It’s cool, you know.

Uh, Amy?

Amy: 12 men… That’s a dozen… Do I have to break 11 hearts?

Uhm, well, you could be nice, too, you know?

Amy lives in the mansion and as she’s moved to the other two houses for the chapters (not always tho) the mansion needs a placeholder.

And who’s better for that than George? Our vegetarian, erratic, jealous vampire?

But wth are you wearing? That’s none of your outfits!

Amy: Brother, I have bad news for you…

Caleb, George’s only friend and the one who was meant to be his lover soon, is married. And now they’ll have a kid… Maybe there are already more but who am I to check?

George: My heart…

George: Are you serious?!

It’s not my fault! I only turned on the music… The song came on by shuffle. I swear!

Amy: Ooh! Queen! Love of my Life! Love that song!

Sorry, George. I swear!


So this is the first chapter of the bachelorette part 🙂 I hope you liked it.

With some guys I already have a feeling how to write their character, for others it will take a bit longer this time as there are 12 of them. YIKES.

The next chapter will probably come on Monday 🙂